Actually, it’s a mom that tells all to the tune of William Tell Overture. I’m posting it today in honor of my mother – not that she ever used any of these phrases…
Good thing I have a few years to practice this before putting it to use.
For those who have had the pleasure of having
my dear mother as Sunday school teacher,
or have caught a glimpse inside of Lundberg pencil drawer,
this will make PERFECT sense (pun fully intended!).
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
I am my mother after all!
(Acceptance is the first step, right Joshy?)