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Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider

Muffet 01

Who sat down besider her.
Until Miss Muffet kissed him; then he ran away!

Muffet 02

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A River Runs Through It

No, I’m not referring to the movie; I’m referring to my apartment. 

Thursday night, I was awakened by the wind when it knocked a chair over on my veranda; next, I heard the downpour begin outside my window, both typical circumstances of rainy season.  I turned onto my side, curled up and went back to sleep.

At five, I woke up, ready for my morning run, but the rain was still falling heavily.  Now I don’t mind if I get caught in a rainstorm while I’m out for my run (in fact, I enjoy running in the rain), but the idea of going out into the rain to run is unacceptable.  It was chilly after the rainy night (…those in the Iowa laugh…); so after getting a glass of water, I put another blanket on my bed and slept again.

An hour and a half later, I woke up to my alarm and the sound of rain.  Once more, I went out to the kitchen, this time to wake up with a glass of juice.  As I stepped onto the rug that lies in front of my refrigerator, I immediately felt wetness around and under my foot as it sank into saturated material.  I looked down and was shocked to find my living room floor covered with water. 

I ran to the veranda door, assuming the water was coming in from outside, but it appeared to be just the opposite.  Confused, I (swam) crossed the living room and opened my apartment door to discover two inches – at least! – of water covering the entire length of the hallway.  The water had obviously invaded every apartment on the floor.

At this point, you may be thinking, “What’s the big deal, Kari?  With all that rain, isn’t flooding typical as well?  It is rainy season, you know.”  You’re right.  In certain, low-lying areas, flooding is typical, but not when you live in a second-story apartment!  Now, lest you think the water was THAT high, let me explain.

 At the end of the hall, there is a large veranda.  Unfortunately, the drains were not keeping up with the influx of rain; thus the veranda became the complex’s new swimming pool.  In one area, the telling water marks indicate more than a foot of standing water.  All that water had to go somewhere, so it slipped under the door and literally made a river down the corridor where it divided into its tributaries (a.k.a. apartments).

The lower level had water, too, but in this case, the water trickled in from the verandas as expected, thereby flooding the downstairs hallway.  In addition, as the water on the upper level sat in the hallway, it began to seep through the floor, creating an indoor sprinkler system below.

Like a sailor on a sinking ship, I began to bail water.  I felt like Noah in the ark, trying to keep all the animal stalls dry.  It wasn’t until I was in the midst of cleanup that I thought to take a picture, but at that point, I just wanted to get the water out.  A few hours and extra hands later, the mission was accomplished; however, it is taking a looooooong time to dry everything out (rugs, bedsheets, etc.).  The rain continued to fall until mid-afternoon, followed by a cloudy and wet evening.  The sun did appear for a short time today which helped.  As for tomorrow…

Life is never dull in Brazil – that’s for sure! - but despite the inconvenience of the water, I found much for which to be thankful.  First, the water didn’t flood my bedroom.  Thus I had at least one dry spot to which I could flee.  Secondly, on Thursday night, I uncharacteristically took my laptop into the bedroom with me.  Usually I leave the beside my living room chair; but had that been the case, it would have been as soaked as my area rug.  I’m also glad it was Friday.  We have chapel first hour on Fridays, which gave me an extra hour to clean before leaving for school and allowed me to focus on my apartment again at the close of the day.  Another plus is Friday afternoon, the workers enlarged the veranda drainsto enable more water to pass through.  This doesn’t actually solve the root problem, but it will most certainly help for the time being.  There are others pluses, but you get the point.

I was not the only one displaced by the rain.  After such an abundance of rain, the flying ants appeared again.  On Friday afternoon when I went downstairs to throw my trash away, I found a small group of them trying to make a new home in the door. 

I was not amused.  After my long day, I resented their presence; so I marched upstairs to my apartment and grabbed a can of Raid.  It was a merciless massacre.  None were spared.

After all said and done, I suddenly thought you all might appreciate seeing what I mean by “ant invasion,” so I went back upstairs, this time to return with my camera.  As you watch the clip below, keep in mind this is not a great number of ants.  On one occasion, I opened a storage cabinet door at school to find a stash of ant eggs the size of a small dog; ants were everywhere. 

With that image in mind, it’s time for me to close.  Sweet dreams.

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Bug Irony

Disclaimer: The following is neither exaggerated nor embellished, but it is incredibly ironic after my last blog…

This morning I pulled out some quejio coalho to fry up for breakfast. I had bought Wednesday night the bread store. The girls at the padaria had sliced the cheese for me before wrapping it, so it was all ready to go. When I pulled the cheese out, I noted a dark spot on its side. At first, I thought it was mold, but as I peeled the layers apart, it revealed…(you guessed it!)…a bug smashed inbetween two pieces. He must have got caught in the machine as the cheese was being sliced.  Thankfully, I found him whole, not just a piece here and there. Once again, like any good missionary, I pulled him out, friend the cheese, ate my breakfast and went on with my day. So how’s yours going?

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Showers of Blessing?

Rainy season has officially arrived.  The five-hour downpour on Wednesday, which overwhelmed any and all drainage on campus, was the first clue.  The arrival of the flying ants that afternoon confirmed it. Just what is an ant invasion like? Hmm. Short of someone experiencing it for themselves, I don’t think it’s possible to give one an accurate picture, but I will try.

It all begins with the first hard downpour of the rainy season. I don’t know the geological explanation, but with that first hard rain, ants of all shapes and sizes come pouring out of the earth. You know those weasel-type bonking games one might find at a Chuckie Cheese’s where you try to bonk the heads of the weasels as they pop up from various holes? That’s what it’s like; and you can stomp and stomp and stomp some more on the ants as they run out of their hole, but they just keep on coming. It’s actually pretty incredible to see – disgusting, of course, but incredible nonetheless.

Of course, these aren’t ordinary ants; these are flying ants, which makes it a whole new ball game. As you look through the rain drops, you will see little black dots scattered among them. Either lack of practice or coordination makes them fly in to things as they flail about (remember, they just came out!), which includes bonking into humans, landing in food dishes, etc. What’s worse is when they hit something wet, their wings stick; thus I have often found my water bottle decorated with their bodies.

This made Wednesday’s noon meal rather exasperating as I had to look twice to make sure there wasn’t an extra dose of protein mixed in with my food. Later on that evening, as I cooked some vegetables on the stove, I thought I saw an ant land in the boiling water. My suspicions were confirmed when I scooped some veggies onto my plate and found his dark corpse floating next to a piece of carrot. Like any good missionary, I picked him out and kept right on eating.

It is around this time of year that I become a “lover of darkness” since the bugs are highly attracted to light. As night falls, they all come flocking indoors (just as they came out of the ground), and if one doesn’t hear or feel their presence, it is soon seen as little (or not so little!) black bodies cover the walls, floors and everything in between. To help diminish the number in my apartment, I shut the doors and windows (well, as much as possible since certain parts are always open for air flow) and I only turn on one light. Nevertheless, I always have plenty of evening visitors…and they always leave a calling card.

Flying ants do not remain as such but quickly shed their wings, so in the morning, there are always little wings scattered about. I usually sweep them up along with all the dead bodies of those I managed to kill the night before by an intentionally hitting them or inadvertanly walking on them.

Despite having grown up in this environment, I’ve discovered that Brazilians dislike this invasion as much as I do. In addition to Carnaval (that’s another blog topic), it was one of the highlighted topics of conversation at water aerobics yesterday afternoon. Afterward, as I rode my bicycle home, I had to take special precaution to keep my mouth closed as I felt their little bodies pelting mine as I pedaled along.

Oh, and speaking of pedaling, I got caught in a downpour this morning while out running errands on my bike. Both I and my purchases were drenched by the time I made it home. Oh well, such is life in Brazil.

Before I go, I do want to emphasize that rainy season, like other trials in life, does pass.  I say that lest I ruin any and all hope of convincing you to come visit me here in Brazil. I love this country! And after hearing about some of that cold weather you all are having, I don’t know that bugs are so bad after all.

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Back to School

This must be the “Year of the Bugs.” Some of you have already heard the watermelon story, and last night I had a similar experience.

I had made some coffee and popcorn to enjoy while writing out my lesson plans. When I finished my popcorn, I got up and put the bowl in the sink. Per usual, I was distracted for a short while before returning to continue with my school work. Eventually, I took a drink of coffee. With the liquid in my mouth, I felt a piece of kernel (you know, that thin shield part that sheds off) move in my mouth, or so I thought until I bit it. CRUNCH. The object suddenly felt very foreign in my mouth, so I spit it out on the tip of my tongue. It was an ant – and not one of the cute, little ones but a big, ugly, belligerent one. Needless to say, I was not impressed. Despite the distraction (I spent some time rinsing my mouth out), I did finish my lesson plans, a good thing since today was the first day of classes.

Then today, while brainstorming and planning with other teachers in the computer room, we saw a tarantula web.  The tarantula wasn’t unusual, but the web was; so it made us curious.  Closer examination revealed that she had webbed herself into for protection(?) as she was carrying an egg sack.  Yay, just what we need – more tarantulas. 

Other than that, the day was fairly typical. It was fun to see the students again. They all asked for “Story Time” about my visit to the States; so I entertained them for a while with tales of my nieces and nephews. I have two new students this semester, one is a former FAer (an MK recently returned from furlough) while the other is a Brazilian commercial student, completely new to the American school system. New faces, of course, mean new opportunities.

I feel a bit overwhelmed as I look ahead over the next semester, but I know it will go by much more quickly than it feels like at the moment. It is best to redeem the time one moment at a time. Speaking of time, it’s time for me to go to bed. G’night.

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